Pokémon Rouge > Pokémon Bleu

Je ris des fanboys de Pokémon Bleu car la version rouge est bien meilleure. Voici un article expliquant ce fait:

http://www.destructoid.com/how-pokemon-red-is-blatantly-better-than-pokemon-blue-138357.phtml

Son raisonnnement tiens la route.

L'article fait tiep. Vraiment tiep.

Bah le mec même si il le pense il déconne quand il fait son article hein..

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When I played Pokémon Red I got this awesome watery dog called Vaporeon that looked really cool because it had eyes like the Aliens had on those posters about "freeing the weed" that were really popular in the nineties. Only Red had Vaporeon in it because I had Red and there were some other piece-of-shit dogs in the other one that I saw when my idiotic brother was playing it, which proves that only Red had Vaporeon in it, so there. Seriously, one of the other dogs was all electric. That doesn't even make sense!

Je veux dire, un paragraphe comme ça est tout sauf sérieux et le rendu m'a bien fait marrer.

Je suis à terre

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6. Pokémon Red has a better framerate:

Let's face it, the framerate for Pokémon Blue is absolutely abysmal, and framerate is incredibly important even though most of us can't tell the difference when we're making stupid comparison videos between Xbox 360 and PS3 games. The framerate for Blue is so bad that characters don't even look like they're moving. They just seem to be still images that sometimes slide on and off the screen with poorly rendered sound effects. Not exactly the kind of hi-def graphics one expects from the Game Boy.

When I had Pokémon Red, I used to shake the Game Boy around a lot, which made everything look like it was moving so that means Pokémon Red has a better framerate. Don't fight me on this, because you will lose.

xD

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9. Pokémon Red has a better score on Metacritic:

Obviously, the original games themselves don't have Metacritic scores, because they were released before Halo invented the Internet. However, Pokémon FireRed has a Metacritic score of 81, and as we explained earlier, there is no Pokémon WaterBlue. So, that technically means that Pokémon Red has a score of 81, and Pokémon Blue has a score of 0.

Metacritic never lies. It's fairly obvious to me who has come out on top in the battle of the review scores. A zero on Metacritic is fucking pathetic, and ultimate proof that anybody who bought Blue is a gay, probably.

De toute façon la rouge est meilleur parce que Dracaufeu sur la boite c'est so bad ass